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Comment on The ‘d’ Stands For ‘Damned Good’: Lord Orcus Interviews Camilla d’Errico by ummm.not Freedom, huh.

ummm.not Freedom, huh. — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:44:29 +0000

Camilla….didja eat her, you guys always eat stuff and their better be f-leftovers, I’m f-hungry and all I ever get is Vic dropping ( not complaining )

Comment on Hell Beasts Made Easy by Lord Orcus

Lord Orcus — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:23:20 +0000

Hey Jim! Thanks for doing such a great book, sir. Sadly, there is no burning in hell as someone needs to pay the damned electric bill there. Hopefully you’ll have more neat art things coming out. And if you’re ever up for an interrogation here on my site, please feel free to drop me (or Steve and Josh) a line!

- Lord Orcus

Comment on Hell Beasts Made Easy by Jim Pavelec

Jim Pavelec — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:26:02 +0000

Lord Orcus,
Thank you for the glowing review of my book. I’m glad someone is enjoying it. Also, tell Demogorgon that I did the best I could, but if he would have stood still instead of running around disembowling people while I was trying to paint it would have gone much better.

Burn in Hell,

Jim Pavelec

Comment on Needs More Boobs by Lord Orcus

Lord Orcus — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:36:16 +0000

Yes, mortal Dave! You are a smart mortal-type. I like you…

Comment on Needs More Boobs by Dave Baxter

Dave Baxter — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:40:11 +0000

He’s either an idiot or a genius. If he meant “unfunny” = idiot. Funny = genius. So choose to believe he meant to call you funny, and you compliment both you AND him!!! It’s win-win! So funny you are! –Dave B.

Comment on VX Scarf Attack by C.

C. — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:12:49 +0000

can someone just please kill Michelle Malkin already? she’s already braindead, all you’d have to do is unplug her life support machine.

Comment on Bombs Away by Lord Orcus

Lord Orcus — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:14:10 +0000

I’m more into the support of the “old ways”, Dave. Nothing beats a good old-fashioned braining, you know? Being able to guide a smart-bomb has nothing on guiding a well aimed flail-strike. We should wield swords, not stealth fighter-jets. Just think how people today would enjoy war if axes and death by pole-arm were the norm…

Comment on Bombs Away by Dave Baxter

Dave Baxter — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:52:59 +0000

Wait, so…really? 440 bombs per day, every year, for the past fourty-four years?!? That’s…that’s boggling. Brain boggling. Body boggling. Seriously, I’m boggle-ing up and down and all over, my whole person, right now. Wow. So I realize that means a lot of Vietnamese are dying innocently and heading to the pearly gates, but doesn’t this just mean a whole lot of Americans for you to torture down the line? Shouldn’t you be in support of this then? Seriously, though, that really is a monstrous figure. Not you (well, okay, you too), but I meant the number-figure. –Dave B.

Comment on A Grim Review of Peerless Appetite by Orcusville » Archive » Condemned to Illustrate: Lord Orcus vs. Rahsan Ekedal

Thu, 22 May 2008 20:49:47 +0000

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Comment on A Grim Review of Peerless Appetite by Lord Orcus

Lord Orcus — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:31:20 +0000

Well, Kelvin, you have a point there. Then again, who am I to deny the awesomeness of Warhammer?