Before they were to take off to the nether regions of… well, wherever, Fiction Clemens and Dune Trixie of the mega-excellent space western comedy comic book FICTION CLEMENS took a few moments to talk to your Dread Lord and Pal here.

Lord Orcus: So, you’re in a Space Western? What does that mean, precisely?

Fiction Clemens: There’s a lot o’ space out West.

Lord Orcus: So how do you compare to Firefly?

Dune Trixie: Well, them Firefly class ships are okay, but there ain’t nuthin’ like cruisin’ down the void in a big pair o’ Chompers powered by hydrogen an’ cactus juice. Yep.

Lord Orcus: Dune Trixie, how are you able to consume so much alcohol? Ye gods, lass. Your Imbibing Quotient must be through the roof!

Trixie: Like anything, the key is practice. It’s hard work gettin’ so sloshed up, but it pays off in the end. I got two blur ribbons in the county fer my passin’ out form.

Lord Orcus: Fiction– Fic, why is it you say so little but manage to say so much with so few words?

Fic: Can’t say.

Lord Orcus: Your adventures must take you all over the place! Tell me about some of them.

Trixie: Hell, just last week we was makin’ a delivery down on this planet subsisted entirely on pickle chips an’ soap opera soundtracks. The folk there were these crazy straw-shaped fellers. They’d swallow the chips whole, but could only digest ‘em when the soap opera music was on full blast. Poor Fic there still has nightmares, but it’s all in a days pay.

Lord Orcus: One question I have burning on my mind: Are there any decapitations in Fiction Clemens and if so, how many?

Trixie: You know, we didn’t have no decapitations this time around, but we got a fair share o’ head wounds, gut wounds, lacerations, suicides, murders, and explosions. What more do you want?!

Lord Orcus: You’ve conqured the realm of comic books and webcomics– what’s next? And will there be more comics?

Trixie: Don’t ferget, we also make an appearance in the novel The Adventures of the Imagination of Periphery Stowe. It’s all just a warm up, tho, we’s figurin’ on findin’ a corner in every song, closet, script, sonet, cyclone, skirmish, an’ bathroom stall in the galaxy.

Fic: Yup.

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It was at this point the interview ends… I guess I looked too hungry for my own good.

Come on! Don’t look at me that way! They’re already pickled for Baltar’s sake!!

Make sure to pick up a few dozen copies of Fiction Clemens at the near-by shop, courtesy of the on-site proprietor, Ape Entertainment and Diamond Distribution.

Carnage on,
Lord Orcus

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