It would seem the boys were out at Emerald Vity ComiCon– acting like sniveling fanboys, no doubt. I heard that there they were asked to do demeaning tasks such as balance seals on their noses and clean up poop for only twenty bucks. I usually ask for at least thirty, myself.
I’m going to work them twice as hard now.
Which means only slightly terrible output. Improvement is improvement.
And to those of you who wrote in: I punished the heck out of Steve. You know, for fun.
Oddly, I have a strange urge to draw a package.
- Lord Orcus
Death to your face, STEVE!!!
Yeah, Steve is an ass, don’t let him out of your domain again, Shamu! I mean Orca. I mean Orcus. Sorry, that’s quite a belly on you there demon-guy. I got confused. –Dave B.
Roy, I like you. I’m willing to bet you are made from metal. A true Man of Steel… not like that ninny Superman. I’m also willing to bet you love Thor.
Dave, confusion comes easy after buying so many DVDs of dwarf porn. I was surprised to find out about your Gimli fetish, but I’m pleased to know I’m not alone in the universe. And yes, Steve is a total ass. Dude is made from pure ass, did you know that? Some kind of birth defect or something.