I have no Zombie Jesus jokes for what some mortals call Easter, but what can say on the matter is this: Lichlord Jesus is seriously lacking in brains to eat. You see, before he would just have his most ravenous disciples search out fresh mind-meats… however, as the centuries wore on, it would seem many of those devoted to his brain eating cause are in desperate need of some mind-meats of their very own.

I’m not a Easter hater, though. Oh, no. I love bunnies and those Cadbury eggs. And did you know there are some cultures within the many realms of reality who have an Easter-like holiday with what they call “Bradbury Eggs“?

True facts, people.

Today’s strip is a message on two fronts–

1) That you must procure Ryan Speck’s book, The Big Rusty Lie. You can find it on his site; or you can send your monies to places like Amazon.com and they would be happy to have their imps accommodate you. Ryan is a superb webslave and his book is required reading here at Orcusville Entertainment Media.

2) We always need to learn new words. Vis suggested the one for the comic today and I felt it was appropriate considering the Cadbury-egg-eating timing of it.

Speaking of books, one of my writing minions, Josh Wagner, also has a book out (The Adventures of the Imagination of Periphery Stowe, which can also be purchased on the cheap as a download) AND a comic soon-to-be-released (Fiction Clemens). Where do I find these talented mortals, really?

Well, except for Steve Saunders. I think the most amazing thing he does is snore loudly and make excellent excuses as to why he should play Knights of Honor instead of do his work.

Keep those chocolate cream-eggs hidden well,
Lord Orcus