Velia tells me Thor is a frequent caller who always has some kind of problem or odd thought. Last week, she said, it was door-to-door evangelist roaches. That silly Thor, I keep telling him he needs to move to a new dimensional postal code. But he’s afraid to be too far from his watering-hole of choice, One Eye Pop’s.

Hmmm… This comics mojo makes me want to pick up and read some Deathlok– while listening to Dethklok, naturally!

Deathlok better not be a goddamn Skrull, dammit.