The above is a question I have received a few times, and so I thought I would indulge you. I do think I need to work on my delivery a little, though. If done right, walls will bleed, bitches will be turned into toast and mass hysteria will reign.

Quite lovely, actually.

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And do you need a band that is METAL? How about Sabaton? They are aptly named and execute the METAL incredibly well.