People seem to think that wolverines are tough. Well, you read the strip, right? I’m proud I didn’t work in a joke involving a certain popular comic book character, but I do have to say when I mentioned to someone at Marvel about having a MAX series based on a radioactive vole PI who gets into all kinds of mischief (Uranium P.I.), they said, and I quote, “Who are you agian? And what’s with those wings? Can you fly? Let’s see you fly! Hey, someone get Bendis to write a book about a flying demon dude who has lame pitches.”

Hey, I felt I got somewhere. It’s a hard business, I hear. But not hard like wolverines, because those animals are overrated.

One piece of good news I want to touch on is the fact Patrick Swayze is supposed to recover from his cancer. I guess that will teach the American media once and for all about using the National Enquirer as a source. Of course, they could have always used a far more diabolic means of data: Patrick Swayze himself.

Just look into his eyes sometime.

I did.

Hold me.