It’s great to have Velia Tarchnal here on Orcusville. We’ve been pretty close for, I dunno, a few centuries at least. She’s pretty cool, listens to great music, and is probably the only Mission UK fan to sack Rome.

Twice.

In case you are wondering, Velia is an immortal Etruscan princess works at a call center which deals with gods and other immortal beings needing questions answered, or just some good old fashioned advice about… whatever. It’s a job she’s good at, or so I hear.

No, I don’t know what she’s paid in or who pays her. It’s probably for the best to not ask those questions.